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Joke of the Day
"Relationship status: I tried to blow a kiss but it wants to just be friends"
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"A man sat on a baguette pointy end up. He claimed it was ""a pain in the ass""."
"So, we're doing race jokes: What do you call it when 5 white people have sex? A family reunion"
"Vegans think they will live longer than us, but they don't realize they are 100 times more likely to be murdered mid conversation."
"The 11th commandment was, ""Talk shit, get hit"" but God totally didn't have enough room on those stone things, so, like, yeah."
"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."
"What do you call a fissure in the earth that houses old Russian rulers who like to mock others ironically? Tsar-Chasm"
"I wanted to tell an NSA joke... But I feel like they've heard them all before."
"Have you ever tasted Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""