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Joke of the Day
"What does the elephant say to the naked man? How do you breath out of that thing? It's so small."
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"What do you do if a blonde throws a grenade at you? ..............you pull the pin and throw it back!"
"I've been using ProductsTM for years and let me tell you, Other BrandsTM can't compare !"
"Why do women have vaginas? So men will talk to them."
"Transitioning to a Smurf Today I'm excited to announce I'm transitioning to a Smurf...starting with my balls."
"What does a submarine full of gay guys smell like? Sea Men"
"The average person swallows 3 cats on their drive home from work."
"Cinderella was arrested for sexual assault... She was found sitting on Pinocchio's face screaming, ""Lie you bastard"""
"What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because muffins can't talk.."
"Diet and exercise pro tip: Eat only on the days you are going to have sex."