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Joke of the Day

"What did the DNA say to the mRNA? ""I'm better without U."""

"*Geography Bee* Judge: ""Tell me about Yemen."" Me: ""Chandler said he was moving there when he couldn't breakup with Janice on Friends."""

"If you feel unsure about a new haircut, ask a man if it looks okay. But ask him many, many, many times. Never be satisfied with his answer."

"Did you hear about the fire at the campground? It was in tents"

"Why is a Christmas tree like a bridegroom? After the big day, its balls are the first thing to come off."

"Why did Hitler kill himself... ... Because he was being charged for the gas bill"

"The Great Yarn Race **Joe:** Did you hear about the great yarn race? **Jane:** No. Who won? **Joe:** Well, they had to weave their selves through the obstacles and in the end, it was a tie."

"What's A Jew's Favorite Kind of Drink? Concentrated."

"Why did the chicken get sent off? For persistent fowl play!"

"""Alcohol is just water with feelings in it,"" said the girl who failed chemistry."