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Joke of the Day
"No Carl, I said ""lick her"" not wicker. Put the patio furniture away."
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"A reporter told the police that someone hacked his computer and removed the first line of every story. There are no ledes."
"What do drug dealers sit on? KUSHions please tell me that joke is funny, my girlfriend is trying to tell me that it isn't funny. We all know it is."
"Nobody's phone is ever off. They're lying."
"Want to solve the energy crisis? Develop a car that runs on self-delusion. Me and my fellow Americans have an unlimited supply."
"What do dark jokes and food have in common? Not everyone gets them"
"HER: I'd invite you in, but I never kill on a first date ME: kill? HER: haha I meant kiss stupid autocorrect ME: we are talking out loud"
"The Ghetto Finger Family Song Daddy finger, daddy finger, where are you? ... ... ...Daddy?"
"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"
"Laughing Octopus Q:How many tickles would it take to make an octopus laugh? A:Ten"