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Joke of the Day
"Did you hear about all the Pokemon that died in the fire? All that was left was Ash"
Next Joke
"What value is higher than infinity? Infinity plus 1. I'm sorry."
"Have you ever had sex whilst camping? ...It's fuckin' in*tents*!!!"
"Black actors boycott Oscars... No slave or MLK movies this year."
"Everyone criticizes the Salem Witch Trials, but we haven't had a witch attack in over 200 years."
"Never laugh at your girlfriends choices... your one of them."
"What did a piece of tofu say when it got dirty? Misoyaki!"
"What are four hundred rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare line."
"On the Titanic 0 people died from alcohol poisoning and 1,500 people died from drinking too much water. You decide which is more dangerous."
"Cars should have a thing where if you drive around with your blinker on for too long, they explode."