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Joke of the Day

"The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. ""Why so glum Chum?"" asked the kindly stranger. ""If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"""

"I was walking down the street with my wife.. And i saw my mother in law being beaten up by six men, when my wife asked ""Aren't you going to help?"" I said ""No, six should be enough."" From Les Dawson."

"a man goes to a crowded church walks up to the only available seat and says ""is this seat *SAVED*?"

"Like my Father always said, ""I put my ass kicking boots on every morning"" ""Then after a long day of getting my ass kicked, I come home from work and take them off."""

"There are two types of people in this world. Those that can extrapolate from incomplete data.... .."

"Kanye West becomes the President And Kim Kardashian becomes the First Lady"

"[2050] ""Grandpa, how did President Trump ever get elected?"" Well, we were a bit distracted. That was the year adult coloring books came out"

"What's the best way to cross the border? In the trunk of a car."

"Steps to success 1:speak with God 2:??? 3:prophet"

"You hear Steve Sarkisian actually wanted to be a lawyer? He couldn't pass the bar"