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Joke of the Day
"What actor do horses like the most? Matthew McConaug-hay"
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"Why did the pregnant girl struggle so much with grammar? She had no periods!"
"What do you call a blonde in a closet? Last years hide and seek champion"
"Paychecks are like dicks... Although you don't go around comparing yours to other peoples, you always hope it's a little bigger."
"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"
"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."
"What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks"
"If I was a plastic surgeon I'd probably spend my free time putting tiny breast implants in my toes."
"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""
"Get off your high horse. Send your high horse to rehab. Keep an eye out to make sure your horse isn't getting high again."