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Joke of the Day

"I just put on a Apple sticker to my Toshiba laptop.. .. so it's now called a Macintoshiba!"

"Safety Tip: Always have a loaded water gun ready to go in case of a home invasion by a cat burglar."

"I'll never get a dog, but if I had to I'd the kind that doesn't have its butthole displayed too prominently."

"College guy: [massaging head] Oh man I got so trashed last night. Raccoon: [massaging stomach with his little raccoon paws] Me too man."

"What did the Mexican girl say to her fiance? You're the Juan!"

"You need some more fuel for that fire? Cause I got some wood for you right here."

"Check up I went for a health check-up the other day, the doctor said, 'you've got to stop masturbating' I said, 'Why?' He said, 'Because I'm trying to examine you'."

"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"

"What happens to a bacteria when he travels from his home colony to another? He experiences culture shock."

"Yes, money cannot buy you happiness, but I'd still feel a lot more comfortable crying in a new BMW than on a bike."