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Joke of the Day
"Did you know that Chuck Norris was born in a log cabin? That he built."
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"My dad: People overcome adversity all the time son... Look at Beethoven. They told him he was deaf, but did he listen?"
"What do you get if you steamroll a crab and a Korean at the same time? A crustacean :D :D"
"[A-ha rehearsal] ""Here's the lyric: Take On Me."" ""What about Take Me On?"" [4 hrs of arguing later] ""Ok we'll say both. Now let's get perms."""
"Why do Baptists forbid premarital sex? Because they're afraid it could lead to dancing."
"What do you call a bad circumcision? A rip off. (Da da tshhh)"
"Why do bicycles fall over? Because they are two tired."
"IF SEAL IS BROKEN, PLEASE NOTIFY ZOOKEEPER IMMEDIATELY"
"What is a proper greeting when you're introduced to Christina Hendricks? Nice to meet you both."
"I know I'll be a great chef some day... it's just a matter of thyme."