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Joke of the Day
"What do you call the website Chewbacca started that gives out Empire secrets? Wookieeleaks"
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"Because it pisses off r/funny Why would I type the punchline in the title?"
"An Ethiopian dance party Tape a piece of bread to the ceiling ""Put you hands in the air like you just don't care"""
"Hello lamppost, whatcha knowin'? I come to watc-- Lamppost: Nice scarf princess."
"My son asked me where babies come from. He so silly, babies are too young to come."
"Mercury has a harsh climate, as the day time temperature is 430 degrees Celcius. At night however, it freezes to -170 degrees Celcius. First world problems."
"You know what's weird? I've never seen any femail boxes."
"Say one positive thing about your opponent Well...he does convert oxygen into carbon dioxide which helps trees grow."
"We're hosting a charity event for the people who struggle to reach orgasm. If you can't come, do let me know."
"This guy gave me a free copy of his book today. An actual printed copy! I had no idea they were still doing this kind of thing. It's fancy."