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Joke of the Day

"So there is a First class only Indian Airline. Their motto is ""We will treat you passengers like Cattle"""

"If Edward Snowden worked at a grocery market.. *Loudspeaker* Paging Mr. Edward Snowden, Mr. Ed Snowden Constitutional breech on isle 1 & 4 Will Mr. Snowden please inform the public accordingly"

"Some guy told me he liked me, but he doesn't follow me on twitter so his opinion is invalid."

"The night after taking office, Donald Trump's deal with the Satan has been completed, and he dies, arriving in hell... Well, one can hope, anyway."

"Why did the doctor lose his job? He lost his patience"

"My friend told me a bad joke he got from the internet... I asked him where he reddit."

"Islam is a religion of peace. Piece of you over here, piece of you over there..."

"The crowd at this bar is so young someone just got slimed."

"I'm so Italian . . . I even text with my hands."

"If men had periods our commercials would be awesome..."