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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris' feet accounted for more damage in 2005 than both the war in Iraq and Hurricane Katrina."

"What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne."

"Q: What do you get when you cross a Wurlitzer and a photocopier? A: A reproductive organ."

"train me. no. train me. okay. training montage. the big fight. i'm glad you trained me. i'm glad i trained you. #everyboxingmovie"

"What did the letter O say to the letter Q? ""Hey, your dick is hanging out"""

"If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food."

"This sub is so inactive There hasn't been a post all year!"

"I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow."

"How does a feminist screw in a light bulb? She holds the bulb up to the socket and then expects the world to revolve around her."

"I'm in that fun part of a relationship where everything is new and exciting and we are learning things about each other and I don't poop."