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Joke of the Day

"What was the weather like at the rap concert? There was a Lil Wayne."

"Which Sri Lankan do Star Wars fans like? May Theforcebewithyou."

"What does Snoop Lion do when he forgets to wear oven mitts? Drops it like it's hot."

"What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common? They're both hide and seek champions!"

"Instead of murder/suicide, I'm contemplating the rare suicide/murder, whereby I jump out a high window and land on my girlfriend."

"U2's Ireland shows have sold out. Expect a ticket through your letterbox any day now courtesy of Bono."

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner All it was doing was gathering dust."

"My parents just said they want another child. ""I'd love a sibling!"" I said. ""That's not what we meant."" they replied."

"I don't see enough dead people."

"Whenever someone asks me to sign their cast, I always write: last warning, you have a week to get the money together."