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Joke of the Day

"If an elephant is the symbol of the Republican Party and a donkey is the symbol of the Democratic Party what is a pig the symbol of? Any party where there's lots of food."

"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology Has been my Achilles elbow"

"What do you call a green polo shirt? Collared greens"

"Why did your sister jump out the window ? Because she wanted to try out her new spring suit"

"When I Die I want my remains to be scattered at Disneyland. I also don't want to be cremated."

"How do cats park their cars? They *purr*allel park"

"I was just about to go and remind my neighbour to slam all of his car doors as many times as possible in five minutes, but there's no need."

"If you have a referee in football what do you have in bowls ? Cornflakes !"

"I recently participated in an erection contest. Unfortunately I didn't do so well. Let's just say there was some stiff competition."

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"