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Joke of the Day

"I went to check out a premature ejaculators' support group this morning But it turns out it's tomorrow."

"Someone needs to tell drug sniffing dogs about the whole ""man's best friend"" thing."

"My wife was acting crazy recently. Now I have to remove her blood from the carpet. Her menstrual blood."

"Wow, some people are so prepared! Christmas is 364 days away, and some people already have their lights up!"

"In high school, I was voted Most Likely To Keep Bringing Up Past Achievements."

"Her: ""Will you still love me if you win 1 million dollars at the lottery?"" Him: ""Of course, baby! But I will miss you..."""

"I was gonna make a joke about Mohommad But you have to draw the line somewhere."

"What do you call a caboose that changes its gender? A trains-vestite."

"Why did the Anthropod need braces? It had a trilobite. Get it? ..I'll show myself to the door."

"What do you call a gay Mexican couple that just won the lottery? Juan in Emiliano"