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Joke of the Day

"Ivan, 12, after breaking the vase and realizing he'll be punished anyway, sold the TV, got high and ordered some escorts."

"What did the squash say to the cucumber when he saw the pumpkin patch get blown up? Oh My Gourd!"

"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad , I had to take his bike away"

"I saw Jimmy Carr at the train station the other day.. ..I guess it's because he doesn't like taxis"

"So it's game night at a social group. The social group contains an autisic person, an abuse victim, a socially anxious person, and a depressed person. What game do they choose? They chose ""Sorry!""."

"Why are the Irish so rich? Their capital is always Dublin. Hehe"

"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"

"How did Link win the basketball game for his team? He used the Hookshot!"

"I want to be seen Especially before you slam that door into my face!"

"The Three Unwritten Rules Of Life 1. 2. 3."