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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad , I had to take his bike away"
Next Joke
"I have a lot of road rage. FUCK ROADS!!!"
"How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS."
"Where do crows go to have fun? a crowbar!"
"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."
"drity What food diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%? Her wedding cake."
"Where did Hitler keep his armies? In his sleevies. ^^^^Sorry"
"Customer Service Person: is there anything else I can help you with today? Me: Is this a date? It feels like a date now."
"My ex talked me into marriage I mean, she was my girlfriend before she became my wife"
"Life is like a penis... Life is like a penis - simple, relaxed and hanging free... It's women who make it hard!"