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Joke of the Day
"My dog used to chase people on a bike a lot It got so bad , I had to take his bike away"
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"I hate using a plunger... they work the shit out of me."
"A horse walks into a bar... The bartender says ""Is this some kind of joke?""."
"What's the most musical part of a fish? Its scales."
"My wife sent me out looking for a hard to find French cheese... It's called camofromage. Sorry this joke is so cheesy, but my kid thought it was Gouda."
"You can't run thru a camp ground But you can ran through a camp ground because it's past tentse"
"Thanks for explaining the word ""many"" to me, It means a lot."
"When they say a girl is dynamite In Pakistan, they mean it."
"Why are Jewish men circumsised? Because Jewish women only touch things 20% off."
"What was Michael Jackson's favourite musical key? A Minor"