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Joke of the Day

"The Three Unwritten Rules Of Life 1. 2. 3."

"I used to think drinking alcohol was bad for me... So I gave up thinking."

"What does a tornado and a black person have in common? It only takes one to ruin a good neighbourhood!"

"Do you know any good water jokes? Well?"

"Susan broke her finger today, but on the other hand she was completely fine."

"Canada. Because I love being cold 95% of my life."

"Why is it dangerous to go into the jungle between two and four in the afternoon? That's when dinosaurs are jumping out of palm trees."

"[NSFW] Why was the Pedophile depressed? Because he couldn't fit in"

"I hate being bi-polar.It's awesome."

"At first I didn't think I'd like having genital warts but now they're really growing on me."