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Joke of the Day

"I want to be seen Especially before you slam that door into my face!"

"How dare you complain about your life? Someone's mom is Snooki."

"I'm reading a book about poltergeists. It's a real page turner."

"The Washington Redskins are changing their name because of its racist, violence prone, and uncivilized connotations"

"What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting? ""Anne hath a way."""

"What do you call an average ogre? Mediogre."

"If you spin an Asian person around, what do they become? Disoriented."

"What's the difference between a white orgy and a black orgy? Five black people having sex is only considered a threesome."

"Did you hear about the cannibal who came home late for dinner? All he got was a cold shoulder."

"President Obama says his daughters need minimum wage jobs to ""learn what it means to work."" May I suggest the same for members of Congress?"