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Joke of the Day

"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"

"Who did the breeder call when his horse was possessed by an evil spirit? An exhorsist!"

"*leans out office door* Susan, hold all my calls. I have a very important lunch. *goes to desk and makes animal crackers fight each other*"

"If A Book Store Never Runs Out Of A Certain Book, Dose That Mean That Nobody Reads It, Or Everybody Reads It"

"What do you call a nice guy with hemorrhoids? A stand up guy"

"What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle"

"When my buddy smokes weed with me, he calls it smoking me out. Apparently bringing over a pizza and eating him out means something totally different."

"How is a glory hole like a rooster crowing? They're both a cock-a-dude'll-do."

"How are a hobo and a balloon alike? Both are without visible means of support. (My son found that in a children's joke book)"

"What did the Medieval Gynecologist say to his patients? At your cervix, m'lady"