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Joke of the Day

"The horse name is Friday A cowboy rides into town on Friday, stays three days and leaves on Friday how does he do it? The horses name is Friday"

"No Soap. Radio!!!"

"""Ohana"" means family, and family means that no Monopoly game can ever finish well."

"What can I bring to your party? Friend: A six pack. [does 10 crunches] [cancels]"

"How many ""friend zoned"" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw."

"Fish I've got a great pet fish. I called him home. He is an absolutely wonderful fish! You might even say there's no plaice like home!"

"I think the most ironic thing about irony is that it's not made of metal at all."

"Don't you just hate it when ... You can't understand what your girl is trying to say? Take a step back and what's she's trying to say will become a lot clearer"

"What happens when a bunch of ferrets get together? None of your business."

"Only an ass can be divided in half."