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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day. Anal sex makes your hole weak."

"What do you call 2 medics? paramedics"

"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker... ...so I told her to roll them tighter."

"Take my daughter once, shame on you. Take her twice, shame on me. Take her 3 times, and you're ruining the franchise."

"Hi, famous people getting DUIs. You know you can probably afford a driver, right? Just a thought."

"Did you hear about the new pirate movie? It's rated aarrrh."

"What do you call a group of paralyzed hippies? Organic Vegetables."

"What type of weed does a reptile smoke? Mariiguana"

"If you go into a bar by yourself and ask for a water the bartender looks at you like you have leprosy."

"I secretly bought some new trousers without telling my girlfriend Do you think chinos?"