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Joke of the Day
"My grandma told me her joints are getting weaker... ...so I told her to roll them tighter."
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"""Daddy, there's a mime under the bed!"" That's ridiculous, why would you think that? ""Listen!"" *complete silence* OH DEAR GOD RUN"
"I lied awake all last night waiting for the sun to come up... And then it dawned on me."
"Can a ninja scale a wall in a single leap? Shuriken."
"A Chess Shop A man walks into a chess shop, and going over to the small asian manager, he asks if he can purchase a piece. The manager says, ""Oh sure. Take a rook."""
"I was going to watch a documentary on the Malaysian Airlines But I couldn't find it."
"Look sad dragging a kite on the ground at the park and sometimes people will let you join their picnic."
"Holy shit, FREE BANANAS at Walmart if you walk around eating them while you shop!"
"My diet could best be described as, ""unchaperoned child at a birthday party."""
"America: Where stairs are only used for emergency escape purposes."