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Joke of the Day
"What do you call 2 medics? paramedics"
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"Gas should cost /gallon. Since the price is irrational."
"What is Arnold Schwarzenegger's favorite kind of jacket? A Pullover!"
"I'm simultaneously drinking Starbucks and a Monster, in case I need to do something extreme and be a snob about it, within the next 30 min."
"*stops walking* Wait, I think there's a stone in my shoe *takes off shoe, shakes it upside down* *Mick Jagger hits the ground with a thud*"
"I'm staying at a hotel w/ a 'hotel dog' that guests can walk & pet. Which is 1. adorable and 2. proof that the gov't can access my dreams."
"What's Bruce Lee's favorite drink? WA TAA!!!"
"I heard that wordplay was illegal. Apparently there is serious PUNishment."
"Farted on the bus, 4 people turned around, felt like i'm on ""The Voice"""
"How does a Jew do the gardening? He moses lawn."