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Joke of the Day
"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."
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"Why aren't ""Blonde jokes"" funny? Cause they're stupid."
"I'm surprised the sloths made it to the ark in time."
"Guys how can you tell if a girl is attracted to you? She touches her ears with her ankles"
"What is a great game for unvaccinated children? Marco Polio"
"Three Jews walk into a bar... ...and head straight to the back room to check the books to see how much profit it's been making. Because they own the bar. Because they're Jews."
"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."
"""I wasn't that drunk!"" ""Dude, you congratulated a potato for getting a part in Toy Story."""
"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."
"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."