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Joke of the Day

"I ain't sayin she a gold digger, but she has a helmet with a flashlight on it, and a pick axe."

"anyone here with one leg? i have a ton of socks you can have"

"I've never sent out a pic of my penis. I believe that is a sacred thing shared between a man and another man pretending to be a woman."

"What do Walruses and Tupperware have in common? They're both looking for a tight seal."

"The Water Board sent me a notice saying that my bill was a year old, I obviously apologised for forgetting, and sent them a birthday card."

"Boy and girl of class 2 asked teacher: ""can kids of our age have kids?"" Teacher replied "" NO Never!!"" Boy said to girl : ""see i told you not to worry!!!!""."

"I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again. I didn't get pulled over or anything, I just showed up to work 20 minutes early."

"16,875,547,322 traffic-related bug deaths so far this year"

"What kind of noise annoys an oyster ? A noisy noise annoys an oyster ! (Try saying that fast!)"

"They say that American beer is like having sex on a canoe. It's fucking close to water."