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Joke of the Day
"What is a great game for unvaccinated children? Marco Polio"
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"Accidentally bought a Venti at Starbucks and now I can't afford to go to college :("
"What do old lady vaginas smell like? Depends."
"""Shake what your mama gave ya."" ""You want me to shake a $25 Macy's gift card?"""
"All of the firefighters at my station are quick. They're even ""fast"" asleep!"
"What is the difference between a bachelorette party and Cirque du Soleil? One is a group of cunning stunts."
"A pianist is currently on trial. He was accused of fingering A Minor."
"To find out a girl's faults, praise her to her girlfriends."
"Why did the Jews roam the desert for 400 years? Someone lost a quarter."
"I hate when I think of a great tweet and discover someone did it already. It's like that time I invented the wheelbarrow."