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Joke of the Day
"My long-term goal is to change the world, so I step on a lot of butterflies."
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"When I see my cat watching out the window, fascinated, I sit beside her and say, 'Look, Simba. Everything the light touches is our kingdom.'"
"After Monday and Tuesday Even the calendar says W T F"
"Q: How do you know a blonde likes you? A: She screws you two nights in a row."
"An Interview Chunnu : How was your interview? Munnu : It went good, but lastly they asked me show them my testimonial. Chunnu : So? Munnu : I think I showed them the wrong thing."
"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because he drank herbal tea before it was cool."
"Wanna hear a joke? Modern society"
"What is Harper Lee's favorite drink? Tequila mockingbird."
"I had sex with two indians last night... it was in tents! (intense)"
"Throughout history they've removed a lot of key parts from the bible, like how Satan nicknamed his loofah ""Loofifer."""