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Joke of the Day

"Why is PMS called PMS? Because 'Mad Cow Disease' was taken!"

"Q: April showers bring May flowers, but what do May flowers bring? A: Pilgrims."

"Hey symphonies, play the main part we like more."

"What blod type am I? Type-O"

"What's the difference between batman and a black man? Batman can go into a store without robin."

"Jesus rose on the third day. He then went over to the men and said... ""Hola, senor! What is my job?"""

"What Did Cinderella say to the prince when she got to the ball? Grgggll"

"[Cop questioning suspected watermelon thief] COP: *squints* Was it you? GIRAFFE (who has watermelon-sized bulge halfway down his neck): Nope"

"If a tattoo artist... If a tattoo artist does an absolutely perfect tattoo on only one butt cheek, is that still considered a half-ass job?"

"BREAKING: President Obama shows solidarity with victims in war-torn countries by posting another selfie with celebrities."