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Joke of the Day
"What do the films 'Titanic' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common? Icy dead people."
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"Hey babe, are you a Sasquatch? Because I'm a cryptozoologist and I've been looking for you my whole life."
"A German boy band that plays some insane classical stuff. Bachstreet Boys"
"Knock knock anti-joke Knock knock Who's there? Not Adolf Hitler . . ."
"GF and I went to see Dark Knight Rises our 9th date. Dates can be summarised dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner dinner Batman."
"When an artist covers another artist's song, it's flattering. When a comedian tells another comedian's joke, it's Carlos Mencia"
"ladies and gentlemen this is your captain speaking... and this [copilot starts sick beatbox] is your captain rapping ALL OUT OF FUEL ALL OUT"
"Nothing makes me want to leave a web page more than a popup window saying, ""Are you sure you want to leave this page?"""
"i feel like i need to go to rehab for my avocado addiction. :("
"Where did Sally go when the bombs fell? Everywhere."