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Joke of the Day
"When does an Irish potato change nationality? When it's french fried."
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"Q. Who was the greatest female financier in the Bible? A. Pharaoh's daughter. She went down to the bank of the Nile and drew out a little prophet."
"How many immature people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Hehe... 'screw' Alternatively: 69, but everyone expects that one."
"""Objection your honor, the defense is badg-"" BADGERING THE WITNESS! JINX! You can't talk. *Judge gives a respectful nod* ""Case dismissed."""
"I've never literally been tortured but I have walked behind old people when I was in a hurry."
"Woman: ""Can you please call me a taxi?"" Man: ""You're a taxi"""
"What did the the Jamaican daddy spice say to his son when he was being bad? Your a cinnamon"
"We think you may have a phobia of marriage Doctor: We think you may have a phobia of marriage. Do you know what the symptoms are? Me: I can't say I do. Doctor: That's one of the symptoms, yes."
"Praying that Donald Trump is really just Ashton Kutcher performing his most elaborate prank yet."
"Did you guys hear about the fire at the circus? It was in tents."