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Joke of the Day

"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"

"I'll accept the consequences but in my defense, it was a double dare.. Judge: well in that case, I triple dog dare you 60 days in jail."

"""What are you reading?"" Great Expectations. ""Is it any good?"" It's not all I hoped for."

"What makes men cheat on women? Women!"

"What's a boxers favorite joke? Punchline."

"OMG I BOUGHT A MASK AND A GUN AND NOW EVERYTHING IS FREE"

"What's the difference between a yoghurt and the USA? If left for 400 years, the yoghurt will develop a culture."

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."

"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."

"Got 45 minutes to kill? Watch a senior citizen put a key on a keychain."