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Joke of the Day

"I hope puns are okay. If you live downwind from a milk processing plant, everything smells like dairy air."

"What would be Jeopardy? If this popular game show told a joke, it would put the punchline first."

"What is Adam Johnson's favourite kill streak? Predator missile"

"What do you call a horse with a broken leg? Worthless"

"If greens are the staples of a healthy diet... I'm gonna need some paperclips."

"Hey US sports fans of reddit, did you know you can play fantasy sports for money online? Can't recall where I saw that.."

"What do you call a blad man with dandruff? A Snowglobe!"

"What did the primary rainbow say to the secondary rainbow? -Your pants are on backwards"

"A bit of Christmas Doggerel Oh, you better not shout, you better not cry, you better bite the pillow, cuz I'm going in dry."

"I like my women like I like my pizza... baked and saucy."