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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."
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"The women protest movement this weekend was historical. I've never seen so many women have PMS on the same day."
"In Amsterdam you could watch live sex shows by paying 50 Euros. That's nothing - In India, I watched a live rape just by buying a bus ticket."
"What has two legs and bleeds? Half a cat....."
"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I've never paid $20 to have a garbanzo bean on my chest."
"I got so drunk last night I lost my glasses. The rest is a blur"
"Laws of Accounting 1. Trial balances don't 2. Bank reconciliations never do 3. Working Capital does not 4. Return on Investments never will"
"My girlfriend's accused me of cheating with a girl from Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch. How can she say that?!?!"
"Happy Independence Day! oh wait..."
"Instead of the standard 140, people should only be allowed as many characters as they have IQ points."