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Joke of the Day

"Have you ever had sex while camping? It's fucking intense."

"The office supplier gave us some cheap toilet paper and now we've got a real mess on our hands."

"This chic on Facebook said she ran 17 miles yesterday. Where I live the police would have gave up after like, IDK, 6 miles maybe."

"Two fish in a tank. [x-post from r/Jokes] One asks: How do you drive this thing?"

"What Do You Call a Jewish Pokemon Trainer? answer: ash"

"What is yellow and smells like red paint? Yellow paint."

"[Describing guy who just mugged me to sketch artist] ""He was literally kermit the frog"""

"Jews rated their trip to Auschwitz. They all gave it one star."

"How did the farmer find his daughter? He Tractor."

"Her: How would you describe that green sheep? Me: I don't know. Olive ewe? Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101"