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Joke of the Day

"Came home and my wife was having sex with some guy in our bed. I confronted her, she denied everything, but I know our bed when I see it."

"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."

"What did the 5 dollar bill day to the 1 dollar bill? Atleast I'm not single"

"Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer? To the Allahu Akbar"

"What if birds have tiny human-like ears underneath their feathers? That's certainly something to think about, but not during sex."

"Canada has seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and construction."

"I shouldn't have agreed to be a cowboy's target dummy for lasso throwing practice. How did I get roped into this?"

"What did the penis say to the condom? ""Cover me. I'm going in."""