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Joke of the Day
"Why are black men taller than white men? Because their knee grows."
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"What's with this 'running with scissors' bullshit? Why would you run with scissors? Are you that excited to cut paper?"
"I'm not racist. I just have a problem with people's tone."
"TIL I'm genetically predisposed to love heroin It's in my blood"
"How do you kill a hipster? Drown him in the mainstream."
"An Aborigine walks into a bar wearing one sandal. ' Lost a sandal dude??, ' asks the barman. ' Nah,found one, ' replies the Aborigen."
"Did you hear about the homemade poison ivy remedy? You can make it from scratch."
"Salesman: Roll up roll up! Come to our mammoth sale. Mammoth bargains to be had in our mammoth sale. Customer: Forget it! No one round here's got room in their houses for a mammoth."
"A homeless man told me this one. (Kinda NSFW) Why do women have two pairs of lips? One to bitch with, and one to apologize with."
"I don't think people understand the potential ramifications when they say to me ""just be yourself""."