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Joke of the Day
"Once you go lesbian, sometimes you go back."
Next Joke
"Why deal with the petty hassles of being in an actual relationship when you can watch Corona commercials and remember why you're single?"
"What do you call a belt made of paper? A waist of paper. *knee slap*"
"What do you call an alien from Austria? Austalian"
"What did the O say to the 8? Nice belt."
"What do you call the action where a dead guy falls out of a car and you have to put him back in? A rehearsal"
"Did you hear about Mrs Dimwit's new baby? She thought babies should be pink so she took this one to the doctor because it was a horrible yeller."
"What does a witch use to see if her spells are going to work? Spell check!"
"How many homeless does it take to change a lightbulb? There's change in a lightbulb?"
"If at first you don't succeed...... ......then skydiving is *not* for you."