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Joke of the Day

"Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she kept throwing out all the Ws."

"Did you hear Monica Lewinski is in town? I saw her going down on Clinton! (most towns/cities have a Clinton St.)"

"/r/jokes won't get this.. karma"

"What did one saggy boob say to the other one? You know, if we don't get a lift, people will think we're nuts."

"Whats the opposite of Christopher Walken? Christopher Reeves"

"If I had a nickel for every existential crisis I've ever had.. Does money even matter ?"

"My kids operate the house under the HYDRA principle For every light I turn off, three more get turned on to take their place."

"Did you hear about the dyslexic occultist? He sold his soul to Santa."

"Single guy ""I can't do anything right."" Married guy ""I can't do anything, right?"""

"Your mother ."