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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between an auto-corrected exclamation of amazement and an act of liking men? One is ducking sick, the other is sucking d..."

"Reddit is like Playboy Nobody reads the articles..."

"Did I already do my deja vu joke?"

"I've been studying the Cold War and nuclear weapons for history class non-stop... ...it's driving me MAD."

"My life is just like Rihanna's new song. Work work work work work and the rest I can't really understand!"

"How can you tell if a man is cheating on you? He has a bath more than once a month."

"Error, no keyboard. Press F1 to continue."

"I should have used more oils to get this off easier.. I'm trying to jerk it off but it won't come. Honey, dinner is stuck to the pan."

"Me: I need a raise Secretly-an-Alien Manager: Yes, it is good to, want to exchange labor for the right amount of delicious green rectangles"

"I accidentally have two dates tomorrow night should I handle this like a sitcom or an adult"