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Joke of the Day
"Fish are just mobile sushi storage units."
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"What happened to the butterfly that ate too much marble? He shaterpillar."
"I don't believe Michelangelo painted the Sistine Chapel on his back. He wouldn't get any balance laying on his shell."
"My sex life is exactly like my shopping. I do it all online."
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
"A mountain was next to another mountain.. An earthquake happens and one of the mountains say.. ""It wasn't my fault!"" credit to my awesome science teacher"
"How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb? ""Are you kidding? They won't even change a five dollar bill."""
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
"I got everyone a pet snake for Christmas but you have to catch it, they're in my house, they're everywhere, please come get your snake."
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"