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Joke of the Day
"Why do black men make such good husbands? Because they're already used to being whipped."
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"""Doctor I think I need glasses!"" ""You certainly do Sir, this is the butchers."""
"What's the difference between a little guy with a pot o' gold and a big gathering where people's limbs are falling off? One's a leprechaun and the other's a leper-con."
"How many x does it take to change a lightbulb? f(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype."
"A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it as long as you want but it won't go anywhere."
"I like my coffee like I like my women. Without a penis"
"a linux joke (may offend some) I like my women like my kernels about 6 years old and stable"
"Ethnic humor . . . Q: What is the national bird of Italy? A: The fly."
"What does a Cuban do when he gets a flat tire? Drowns."
"It's taking Arby's forever to fry my salad."