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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a man who excels at fishing? A master baiter"
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"Whats the difference between Isaac Newton and the baby i just killed? Newton died a virgin"
"Apparently sleeping your way to the top, doesn't mean dozing off in meetings or taking naps in the copier room."
"[Thanksgiving dinner] WIFE: These potatoes are burnt to a crisp ME: Those are for tomorrow WIFE: Because...tomorrow is Bla- ME: Black Fry Day"
"Karen: Have you noticed that Daddy is getting taller ? Sharon: No why ? Karen: His head is sticking through his hair."
"A Riddle: Where did the apple go when it's parents died? Answer: To a Bananas foster home."
"Its O.K. to laugh during sex ... just don't point !"
"[emptying spam] ME: Why do I have so much canned meat?"
"My boss gave me a nice pat on the back the other day.. It made things a bit awkward on the shitter though."
"I just sold adderal to a guy who thinks its viagra! Ahh, he'll thank me later."