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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler say to his men before they got in the tank? Men, get in the tank."
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"Time = Money because you SPEND it!"
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"How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb...? ...to get to the other side"
"94% of my workout regimen is reading things online that make me so angry I shake"
"Me: But where do you see this relationship in five years? Her: Sir! For the last time, do you want extra cheese or not?"
"A charity single has been released in aid of Pakistan flood relief... Raindrops keep falling on Ahmed."