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Joke of the Day
"I witnessed an attempted murder earlier... Luckily only one crow showed up..."
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"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"
"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."
"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"
"Why was the apricot late to the party? He got stuck in a jam."
"Peanut Butter So I was balls deep in peanut butter, and I thought to myself, ""Peanut Butter's a weird name for a dog, isn't it?"""
"If it weren't for marriage, women would have to spend most of their adult lives arguing with complete strangers."
"Receptionist at a sperm bank ""Thanks for coming."""
"What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman? A pregnant woman is in Labour"
"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."