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Joke of the Day

"What do 9 out of 10 people agree on?"

"A cryogenic experiment to freeze people at absolute zero just succeeded. I know because my friend took part in it. Don't worry, he's OK."

"What's the difference between a chickpee and a garbanzo bean? I'd never let a garbanzo bean on my face"

"Knew a Muslim kid in college who was notorious for being late to everything. We called him 9/12."

"So there's a flash flood warning in my area. I didn't know floods could be exhibitionist. *^I'm ^so ^sorry*"

"Everyone's like ""I love Obama"" or ""I love Romney"" and I'm just over here like ""I love whiskey and beer"""

"Reading two books simultaneously is educational. I just learned that Cardinal Richelieu huffed and puffed and blew the 3 little musketeers."

"What do you call a Mexican with a small penis? Juan-inch wonder."

"As the NASCAR driver went around the track it just didn't feel right."

"Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied,""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you do not have to feed him again."" Trump 20:16"