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Joke of the Day
"My dishwasher has racks on racks I'm not talking about the machine"
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"No YOU sober up, lamp."
"My girlfriend's a bouncer I only found out because I saw her fall out of a window."
"Why does Santa Claus have such a big sack? He only comes once a year"
"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"
"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick. Possibly better for r/dadjokes, I'll show my self out."
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"Have you heard of the new crime drama involving a rich dinner party? It's called Law and Hors D'oeuvres."