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Joke of the Day
"Sharks could be very gentle lovers. We don't know."
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"My wife said I could cum in the other hole tonight. But for some reason she got angry when she saw me lying in bed with her friend."
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"What do you call an arrogant robber? a condescending condescending"
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"My Dad got a Chia Obama head a couple of years ago. The box said he would grow an afro, but nothing changed."
"The scariest punchline to a long-running joke: ""Welcome to the Oval Office, President Trump!"""
"Why isn't diving an event in the Special Olympics? It's a pain in the ass to retrieve the wheelchairs."
"ok boss, i duck taped the hostage's mouth shut ""you mean duct taped, right?"" um... *cuts to hostage with live mallard stuffed in his mouth*"
"Do you know what i say to people that are ""butthurt""? well stop doin anal."