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Joke of the Day
"Receptionist at a sperm bank ""Thanks for coming."""
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"If you put me on hold and you come back while I am audibly pooping, that's on you."
"I like my women like I like my coffee horny"
"I sniffed my work shirt to see if it was too dirty. Unfortunately I work at a chloroform factory and woke up 6 hours late for my shift"
"My young nephew said that people with glasses should only be able to marry other people with glasses. He's like a tiny Republican senator."
"Slept like a log last night. Woke up in the fire place this morning."
"Gay marriage is about to become legal in England. Hey, America, how does it feel when your parents are cooler than you?"
"Coworker: By your age I was on my 3rd child already. Me: Wow that's a lot of kids to eat in a such a short period of time."
"How can you tell if your roommate's gay? His dick tastes like shit"
"Some months have 30 days, some months have 31 days. How many have 28 days? All 12"