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Joke of the Day

"My wife and I have had sex six times in the last three months. I wonder what's making her so horny."

"I do not have an OCD over tidiness. I just wanted to clear that up."

"I am against picketing, but I don't know how to show it Happy Birthday man, we miss you"

"Wife: where's the baby? Me: up on the roof Wife: THE ROOF? Me: relax. He's got sunscreen on"

"I used to be brilliant at robotic dancing. I'm a bit rusty now though."

"What's the Indian way of saying 'Bread of Heaven'? Is it: A) Holy Loaf B) Sacred Baguette Or C) Naan of the above"

"todayilearned nothing"

"The Ottoman Empire... Really loved to put their feet up. (such a bad bad joke)"

"Magic Johnson is one positive individual."

"Genie: 1st wish ME: I wish for a pen G: #2 M: another pen G: wtf M: I already lost the 1st pen G: and ur 3rd M: ur not going to believe this"