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Joke of the Day
"How do you eat a vegetable? First get her out of the chair"
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"Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow."
"What do an elephant and an apricot have in common? They're both grey.....................................well except for the apricot."
"Hi, you're through to the Incontinence Hotline... Can you hold please?"
"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"
"What's the programmer's favorite drug? A line of code."
"What do communist leaders call protesters? Red paint."
"I hear voices in my head sometimes. I just ignore them and keep killing people."
"I like Jews how I like my cookies. Cooked in an oven"
"With my 4 year old granddaughter: What's a cat's favorite pasta? Mousearoni"