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Joke of the Day

"Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow."

"2 convicted murderers escaped a New York prison using cordless power tools. Authorities said,when they get a hold of them they will be charged."

"Life is like a penis... simple, relaxed, hanging free, it's women who make it hard!"

"I learned today of my friend's death: here's a joke he told me. What's the difference between a dead baby and a sandwich? I don't fuck a sandwich before I eat it."

"A vasectomy can make a vas deferens in your life"

"A Lawyer walks into a bar Well, technically, he wasn't a lawyer yet..."

"Five year old Little Johnny was lost so he went up to a policeman and said ""I've lost my dad!"" The policeman said ""What's he like?"" Little Johnny replied ""Beer and women!"""

"A Joke What do you call a promiscious asian lady? A yellow taxi."

"What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy? He was sent to the udder side"

"GUYS! You'll never guess what I just did for a Klondike Bar! I took my wallet out of my back pocket and gave the cashier $1.29, plus tax."