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Joke of the Day

"Air Bud seems like a great movie, until you realize some poor kid was cut from the team to make room on the roster for a golden retriever"

"Want to hear something clean? I took a bath with bubbles. Want to hear something dirty? Bubbles is my neighbor."

"A boy asks his dad Boy: Daddy why do we call Mr Brown, brown? Dad: Probably cause he poops brown. Boy: like Mr White I guess."

"What key do you need to open a banana? A monkey"

"What did Ned Stark say when his daughter told him that she was pregnant? Are ya?"

"Spice up your otherwise trite wedding by making the groomsmen act as pallbearers and carry the groom to the altar in a casket"

"As a Canadian I like to go clubbing; but if theres no seals around..."

"We get about 25 screaming 5 yr old little girls together to scream nonstop at terrorists, BOOM, we win the War on Terror!"

"A recurring number walks into a bar'"

"I relate to your inability to relate to people. Let's talk about hanging out but never follow through."